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ever since i was young i did fear
my friends and family knowing that i was queer
i got really scared day by day
until i learned how to eat pray love the gay away
ive eaten ive prayed ive loved ive tried
but nothing will make the gay hide
they say there's nothing wrong just try it
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i put sperm on your toast and stick it to your floor
i wipe my ass with the knobs on your doors
i piss in your mouth when you go to sleep
im hiv positive and i bleed on your sheets
and i do it not just for the laughs
but because i could win ten thousand cash
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Anime Brony Cum Dungeon
01:39
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anime brony cum dungeon
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Keep Frattin' Hard
01:22
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when i grow up wanna be millionaire
when i grow up im own chik-fil-a
keep frattin hard
one percent goes hard
keep frattin hard
no ydt card
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The Dildo Mythos
01:39
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in 1240 way before pleasure was mainstream
there was talk of an alleged device that would bring about
the destruction of society's wills and wills and wills and
that's what he said
that's what he told me
now it's 1971 and yeah maybe we've gone a little far ahead
but it's important to the story, the alleged artifact survives to this point
through luck endurance hard shell shell hard shard
that's what i saw man
that's just what i saw man
that's what i saw
if you knew anything about modern dildo technique you would know
it's a gross mutation of the original primal usage dating back to
almost 390 BC e?
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Chode Birth
01:05
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when i was young momma told me not to cum
id be making new babies and weve got too many
three inches length and seven inches girth
momma warned me of the dangers of a live chode birth
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I Was a Teenage Jelqer
01:29
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i was impressionable is that so wrong
media told me that i had a tiny dong
i began to stretch at the age of 15
spending long nights just enlarging my peen
i was a teenage jelqer
i was a teenage
i soon realized that it was a farce
because hot compression didnt make me large
it just hurt and caused me trouble
i also got a urethral bubble
i was a teenage jelqer
i was a teenage
JELQ-
-ER
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Bupe
00:09
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9. |
Going Galt Teaser
00:12
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Going Galt for Zoroaster
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i make atlas shrugged appear out my ass thrice
i cant reach these bootstraps in time for my demise
in my last moments i pray for ron paul and cry
or also sprach zarathustra's eye
i'm going galt
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Philosophical Perversion
02:34
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ive thought about thinking and ive seen my whole self
i took conventional wisdom and ive pushed it off the shelf
thinking about jelqing its all in my head
sitting in class wondering what i just said
ive undergone philosophical perversion
descartes jacking off on my own self-insertion
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Bukkake Moms Denton, Texas
2009-2016
our final album "Raisins" has been released.
: )
Bukkake Moms recommends:
Our buds!! They're noisier than ever! All the songs are so fun! (featuring Reece, Rick and Beth)
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Denton's favorite band. you made them cry and they had to break up. shouldn't you feel bad...?
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Slow Deep and Narc
by Flesh Narc
Reece, Rick and Matt from EAB 's third album!
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A raucous adventure through noise, no wave, off-kilter DIY prog, and the absurdist side of post-punk from Pagan Athletes.
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Killed Alive
by Stella Research Committee
Cincinnati noise rockers Stella Research Committee blast the walls down on this, their final LP, every track hitting like a sledgehammer.
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The racket avant-rock/noise group White Suns make is queasy and challenging, but with a taut sense of dynamics and composition.
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