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I Was a Teenage Jelqer

from Philosophical Perversion by Bukkake Moms

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i was impressionable is that so wrong
media told me that i had a tiny dong
i began to stretch at the age of 15
spending long nights just enlarging my peen

i was a teenage jelqer
i was a teenage

i soon realized that it was a farce
because hot compression didnt make me large
it just hurt and caused me trouble
i also got a urethral bubble

i was a teenage jelqer
i was a teenage

JELQ-
-ER

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from Philosophical Perversion, released August 27, 2012

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